Life is f*cking awesome now! As soon as I ditched all the crap, happiness showed up like a delivery guy with free pizza! 🍕✨
#lifeisgreat #positivity #justvibes

I left my ex like I was coming back from the store: cart full of sht and not a single tear! 😂🛒
#darkhumor #breakup #gloriousexit

Boys are like books: they look interesting on the cover, but inside it's all just sht. 😂📚
#darkhumor #girlsvsboys #truth

Laughter and mischief with my best friend! 💖😂